Siri Hates Me

I'm not pregnant! Which means something else is potentially wrong with me, but I'll take wins where I can get them, at this point. I don't even care about anything else at this moment. The job can go fuck itself, whatever is going on with Max can go fuck itself, Bellco can go fuck itself, my family member whom I'm unhappy with can go fuck themselves. I feel like I escaped death. Things are going to be very different for me going forward.